Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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