Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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