Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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