Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I did not marry a roomba.
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