Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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