24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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