So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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