Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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