Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
