i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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