Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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