I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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