I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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