I can feel you judging me through the phone.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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