He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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