She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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