Nicole vs. Life
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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