i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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