we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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