Im at strip club and am horny
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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