Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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