I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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