belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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