How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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