I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
You can't special order awesome
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
