Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
