It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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