what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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