3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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