It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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