I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
nutella sex= disaster
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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