Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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