i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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