Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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