Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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