I want to make a zoo with you.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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