im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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