Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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