Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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