What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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