found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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