I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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