I wish i was in the wii world.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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