I CAN MOONWALK!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
