Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
