Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I have aggressive nipples.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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