Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Everyone says I win the strip club
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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