Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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