i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
