Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Blood and glitter go together right?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
