I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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